Benicio del Toro Facts, episode 1

Who’s better than  Chuck Norris??? Okay, yeah, a lot of people, but who’s the BEST better than Chuck Norris? That’s right, Benicio del Toro!!
Burke DeBoer presents…
BENICIO DEL TORO FACTS
 
1. Remember the show “Road House”? It was actually a biopic of Benicio del Toro. Patrick Swayze only got the part because Benicio del Toro didn’t want to be in a biopic of himself. Incidently, every single other one of his movies is a biopic of himself.
 
2.Che Guevara only overthrew Cuba because he hoped Benicio del Toro would play him in a movie about it.
 
3. The moon landing was filmed in a studio, starring Benicio del Toro as Buzz Aldrin. Ironically, Benicio del Toro spent 7 weeks on the moon getting in to character.
 
4. Benicio del Toro was every single Scooby Doo villain. They just never take off his backup mask.
 
5. Sean Penn originally cast Benicio del Toro to star in “Into the Wild”, but he got so into character he spent two years hitchhiking and died in Alaska.
 
6. Chuck Norris was going to audition for Benicio del Toro’s character in “Snatch”. Then Benicio del Toro kicked the shit out of him.
 
7. Benicio del Toro beat The Game. He thought about The Game and The Game ran away. (Director’s Commentary: You’d only get this if you play The Game. Start playing at: http://www.losethegame.com/)
 
8. Emilio Estevez once compared himself to Benicio del Toro. Why do you think you never see anything new from Emilio Estevez?
 
9. That Jesus guy was actually Benicio del Toro getting into character to star in “Passion of the Christ.” When Mel Gibson cast someone else, Benicio del Toro took over his brain and made him an anti-semite to ruin his career.
 
10.Every single Oscar for Lead Actor, Supporting Actor, Lead Actress and Supporting Actress ever awarded was actually awarded to Benicio del Toro, in character as the other actor.
 
11. Benicio del Toro is a good actor.
 
Well, that’s all I got so far. Feel free to think of your own, and post ‘em as a comment

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